I swear to God, if I see someone with an iPod dock on a Vespa, they're going down and going down HARD!
I'm taking their Apple Mac-owning, black turtle-neck and 60s-style helmet wearing, Vespa borne butts outta the equation.
This whole look at meeee, I'm a trendy designer/dotcom-leveraging/numeeja-evangilising/techie-guru/futurist/whatever self-absorbed moron thing has to stop.
Oh...wait..hold on. There's a fax about my blogs coming in on my Blackberry. Gotta go, darlings.