Sunday, February 05, 2006

Mineral levels in meat and milk plummet over 60 years

New McDonald's McTittyBurgers - everything you need to grow breasts and nothing you need to grow bones and muscles!!!

Soon to be joined by Burger King's BK Flipper Meal and Nabisco's "Look Ma, No Nads" breakfast cereal. Halliburton rumoured to be serving copious helpings of Cyclops Baby Milk.....

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