(aka woops, what happened to Google today?)
Something appears to have gone wrong at www.google.com today. Perhaps one or more of their datacenters went down or they had a problem with their DNS load balancing, supplied by Akamai. Anyways, the Google homepage wasn't available as of this writing and DNS queries in Asia are getting routed to different Google sites.
You can learn more about Google Dance and Google's load-balancing here.
What's the TooKoolTool™? Well, this was an ideal time to introduce another one of our amazing, life-enhancing products. TooKoolTools® are anything that's cool and useful. Google, par example. Today's example is the Google Dance Tool.