What's that? More Fwiday aftermoon mithchiff fwom a good friend of Bigguth Dickuth?
The headline certainly reads like Monty Python sketch predicated on political correctness run amok amidst fierce Scandinavians running, er.. amok, does it not?
"Mr Red, do you REALLY expect me to believe that you had not enough time to rape OR pillage this evening?
"I'm sorry squire, I've cracked an 'orn!"
I can see it now, "Erik the Red and four otherwise keen and supportive team players charged with failure to cause enough mayhem"