Oh boy, they SO needed, like, an army of these things in Hemel Hempstead a few days ago!
But why stop there?
Given the right weapons fitment, the Abrams M1 main battle tank could have turned this into just another "Salami Beach".
Or maybe they could have used a fleet of A-10 Thunderbollocks, better known as Warthotdogs - "Go Ugly Early!".... and Get the Best Seat by the Fire??
"Dammit, Maverick, your mouth is offering foot long hot dogs your body can't, uh..."
well, you get the idea.