Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Liz: Hurley to buy wedding dress at Debenhams

Why the hell does this story get top billing in the UK's Daily Mail? Much like bunjee jumping and Big Brother, I insist that this should be used to identify candidates for post-natal abortion.

If the think your newspaper should be leading with a story on Liz Hurley's planned wedding dress, you get a bullet. If you BUY the Daily Mail BECAUSE it carries this crap, you get two bullets in your knees first.

If you follow Big Brother, you get the bullet. Or a ball-peen hammer in the forehead. Whatever takes my fancy at the time.

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